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	<description>do you mind if i rest my arm around you for a chance?</description>
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		<title>Truly epic.</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/506</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a lovely, poignant interactive filmwebsitehtml5thingy:
http://thewildernessdowntown.com/
Requires sound and apparently doesn&#8217;t like Firefox much. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a lovely, poignant interactive filmwebsitehtml5thingy:<br />
<a href="http://thewildernessdowntown.com/">http://thewildernessdowntown.com/</a></p>
<p>Requires sound and apparently doesn&#8217;t like Firefox much. </p>
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		<title>Boob Apron</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/504</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[End of All Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Etc.]]></category>

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		<title>Hear the lamentations of the critics you mean . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/501</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 17:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sullen Barbarians]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[. . . the New York Times savaged it!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>. . . the New York Times <em>savaged</em> it!</p>
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		<title>Busrider</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/500</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<title>Jamie Trecker gives the State of the Sport</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/486</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football (Soccer)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[. . . both barrels, in his final World Cup column.
It was an amazingly negative final &#8212; Holland went old-school, clearly meaning to kick chunks out of Spain in order to gain the advantage, while Spain continued to flatter to deceive by passing, passing, passing . . . to no end other than more passing, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>. . . both barrels, in his <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/worldcup/story/spain-manages-to-shine-in-dark-world-cup-final">final World Cup column</a>.</p>
<p>It was an amazingly negative final &#8212; Holland went old-school, clearly meaning to kick chunks out of Spain in order to gain the advantage, while Spain continued to flatter to deceive by passing, passing, passing . . . to no end other than more passing, passing, passing. Several pundits and authors have already suggested that Spain were the more &#8220;positive&#8221; side, but until the Oranje finally exhausted themselves, I didn&#8217;t see it.  This Spain is a fantastically negative side; other teams have used the possession game to craft chances, this one uses it defensively.  It was an ugly final, and I still wish we could have seen a Holland-Germany or Brazil-Argentina game, to at least add some rivalry spice to the event.</p>
<p>The World Cup is the best month in sports for me, the NCAA tournament writ large (and minus the heartbreak at the end for a Kansas fan), and I love the sport, but it does seem like the world is in a negative swing tactically, a la the 90s again.  The 4-5-1 that everyone and their mother plays right now can be so gummy and miserly.  It does make me wish that some of the brighter South American teams had a solution to unlock that system.  Hopefully The Smart Guys &#8482; are working on it now.</p>
<p>Spain looked much better once Fabregas came on, demonstrating that at Arsenal they teach you how to use possession to attack.  Cesc: <em>do not go to Barcelona</em>.  You sat behind the entire Barca team this World Cup &#8212; which of them do you think you will beat out for a spot next season?  Stay with Arsenal, let them build around you and win things there, on your own terms.</p>
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		<title>Somebody high-five Brian Phillips for me.</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/480</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football (Soccer)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Brian Phillips writes for Slate.com, musing on the new Holland, and how they&#8217;ve broken away from Total Football.  He states as clearly as I&#8217;ve ever heard it why (despite the win-at-all-costs sentiment that we all agree with so long as we&#8217;re winning) beautiful football matters:
From Slate.com:  Compared with other major sports, soccer can easily become chaotic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brian Phillips writes for Slate.com, musing on the new Holland, and how they&#8217;ve broken away from Total Football.  He states as clearly as I&#8217;ve ever heard it why (despite the win-at-all-costs sentiment that we all agree with so long as we&#8217;re winning) beautiful football matters:</p>
<blockquote><p>From <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2259911/pagenum/2">Slate.com</a>:  <br />Compared with other major sports, soccer can easily become chaotic and incoherent. This is one reason unconverted fans find it boring: Watch a random passage of play, and you&#8217;re likely to see players booting the ball out of bounds or frantically kicking it nowhere in particular, so that what ensues looks as much like an accident as a series of intentional actions. Teams that play it safe tend to go along with this entropic tendency, disrupting their opponents&#8217; play, creating long periods of stalemate, then haphazardly smashing the ball toward their own strikers in the hope of a lucky bounce. The teams that become beloved, on the other hand—Leo Messi&#8217;s FC Barcelona, Pelé&#8217;s Brazil, and Cruyff&#8217;s Holland—are the ones that bring order or clarity to the game, so that the randomness and dullness fade out and the play assumes <a href="http://www.runofplay.com/2009/04/30/barcelona-and-the-idea-of-the-beautiful-game/" target="_blank">the shape of perceptible intention</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>I would add that a pragmatic approach can also be beautiful, and bring that order and clarity to the sport.  Jose Mourinho&#8217;s Inter Milan dismantled FC Barcelona (the current Torch-Carriers for Total Football and the &#8220;beautiful game&#8221;), and did so with a ruthlessly pragmatic style that relied upon Holland&#8217;s Wesley Sneidjer to direct lethal counterattacks.  Inter defended calmly, surrendered possession without allowing chances, and then took advantage of the brief moments between Spain . . . uh, I mean Barcelona . . . losing the ball and gaining it back.</p>
<p>And so while Sneidjer has already beaten Spain (Spain will start 7 players from Barcelona today), he doesn&#8217;t have Inter Milan&#8217;s defense behind him.  I&#8217;m rooting for Holland, but think it will be Spain <strike>2 -1 The Oranje Bridesmaids</strike>.</p>
<p>Edit: My post-match prediction is that I think it will be 0-0, go into extra time, with Heitinga getting sent off and Iniesta scoring the game&#8217;s only goal two minutes from time.</p>
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		<title>I fucking KNEW it</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/474</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m Team &#8220;Just Move Away to College&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m Team &#8220;Just Move Away to College&#8221;</p>
<div id="attachment_475" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 336px"><a href="http://www.cklarock.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Lebron_Edward.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-475" title="Lebron Joins Team Edward" src="http://www.cklarock.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Lebron_Edward.jpg" alt="" width="326" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lebron James believes in True Love and is deeply insipid.</p></div>
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		<title>This is your backyard &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/471</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Etc.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Making fun of people]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[. . . and this is your backyard on drugs.

Wow, what does it mean?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>. . . and this is your backyard on drugs.</p>
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<p>Wow, what <em>does</em> it mean?</p>
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		<title>Only 29 more days in DM Appreciation Month</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/469</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[D&#038;D References]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Appreciate Your Dungeon Master
We&#8217;ve decided that July is Dungeon Master Appreciation Month. Do something nice for your DM during the month of July. After all, your D&#38;D game just isn&#8217;t the same without your DM. He or she delights and confounds in slaughtering your player characters on a regular basis, and we wouldn&#8217;t have it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx?x=dnd/dramp/2010July#69604"><strong>Appreciate Your Dungeon Master</strong></a></p>
<p>We&#8217;ve decided that July is Dungeon Master Appreciation Month. Do something nice for your DM during the month of July. After all, your D&amp;D game just isn&#8217;t the same without your DM. He or she delights <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">and confounds</span> <em>in slaughtering</em> your player characters on a regular basis, and we wouldn&#8217;t have it any other way.</p>
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		<title>Bad things do happen to good people</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/467</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Missouri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[. . . but dumb things usually only happen to dumb ones.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>. . . but dumb things usually only happen to dumb ones.</p>
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