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	<description>do you mind if i rest my arm around you for a chance?</description>
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		<title>Brilliant</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/360</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I especially love the Death of Marat, the Carrivagio and the Klimt.  Very noice.   The whole thing made me smile, and the Frida Kahlo made me lol a little.
This is well worth watching at full screen.

70 Million by Hold Your Horses ! from L&#039;Ogre on Vimeo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I especially love the Death of Marat, the Carrivagio and the Klimt.  Very noice.   The whole thing made me smile, and the Frida Kahlo made me lol a little.</p>
<p>This is well worth watching at full screen.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/9752986">70 Million by Hold Your Horses !</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user2732566">L&#039;Ogre</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>The more things change . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/354</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Etc.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sharks With Lasers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The US is building a new embassy in London, a one (puts pinky to mouth) billion dollar beauty that looks all the way back to ancient times to provide security for its inhabitants &#8212; a moat.

From the Times of London:
A moat 30 metres (100ft) wide and rolling parkland will separate the building from the main road, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The US is building a new embassy in London, a one (puts pinky to mouth) <em>billion</em> dollar beauty that looks all the way back to ancient times to provide security for its inhabitants &#8212; a moat.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>From the <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7038550.ece">Times of London</a>:</p>
<p>A moat 30 metres (100ft) wide and rolling parkland will separate the building from the main road, protecting it from would-be bombers and removing the need for the blast barriers that so dismayed the people of Mayfair.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Will they put alligators or sharks in it?  With lasers?  They will need them, because <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/02/soyinka-england-cesspit-islamists">this guy is right</a>: England is a cesspit.</p>
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		<title>He put the &#8216;ooo&#8217; in &#8216;plus&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/351</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<title>With a processor upgrade, you could make flambé.</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/347</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My slow kitchen freezes every time I try to render spoon lamb.

Adobe Photoshop Cook from Lait Noir on Vimeo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My slow kitchen freezes every time I try to render spoon lamb.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/9338549">Adobe Photoshop Cook</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user456458">Lait Noir</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>This could happen to anyone . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/344</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Making fun of people]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[. . . inshallah, it almost happened to me!  Luckily, my arranged bride turned out to be super hot.
Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil
An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be who wears a face-covering veil is bearded and cross-eyed.
The envoy had only met the woman [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>. . . inshallah, it almost happened to me!  Luckily, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/scarletdetails/3039501383/in/set-72157603570528289/">my arranged bride</a> turned out to be super hot.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong>An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be who wears a face-covering veil is bearded and cross-eyed.</p>
<p>The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, the Gulf News reported.</p>
<p>After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be. It was only then that he discovered her facial hair and eyes.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/unitedarabemirates/7204090/Arab-ambassador-discovers-bride-is-bearded-and-cross-eyed-behind-veil.html">Off to the Telegraph to find out how the Sharia Court ruled.  Public lashings for both of  them?  Or just her?  »</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Taking them apart to see what they do?</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/340</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[. . .   Clocks, yes; people, no.  In fact, this is officially creepy.  Just remember, kids, pretending to love humanity != loving humanity.  Think about this the next time your doctor invites you into a darkened Victorian alley for a &#8220;routine procedure.&#8221;
Founders of British obstetrics &#8216;were callous murderers&#8216;
They are giants [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>. . .   Clocks, yes; people, no.  In fact, this is officially creepy.  Just remember, kids, pretending to love humanity != loving humanity.  Think about this the next time your doctor invites you into a darkened Victorian alley for a &#8220;routine procedure.&#8221;</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Founders of British obstetrics &#8216;were callous murderers</strong>&#8216;</p>
<p>They are giants of medicine, pioneers of the care that women receive during childbirth and were the founding fathers of obstetrics. The names of William Hunter and William Smellie still inspire respect among today&#8217;s doctors, more than 250 years since they made their contributions to healthcare. Such were the duo&#8217;s reputations as outstanding physicians that the clienteles of their private practices included the rich and famous of mid-18th-century London.</p>
<p>But were they also serial killers?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/feb/07/british-obstetrics-founders-murders-claim">Read the rest at the Guardian &raquo;</a></p>
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		<title>New Boyz &#8220;You&#8217;re a Jerk&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/336</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wah, wah, wahwahwah. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wah, wah, wahwahwah. </p>
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		<title>Rock Chalk Legacy Hawk</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/329</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I  often find myself swimming against the stream of public opinion, and that goes for my Jayhawks, too.  To wit, A Contention that Most Everyone Will Think Sounds Crazy But Is Actually True:
CJ Henry is a better get for the program than his brother Xavier.
I say this for a few reasons.  We [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I  often find myself swimming against the stream of public opinion, and that goes for my Jayhawks, too.  To wit, A Contention that Most Everyone Will Think Sounds Crazy But Is Actually True:</p>
<p>CJ Henry is a better get for the program than his brother Xavier.</p>
<p><span id="more-329"></span>I say this for a few reasons.  We haven&#8217;t seen him really play yet, so we honestly don&#8217;t know how good he can be, but we do know that Coach Self recruited him out of high school, so he&#8217;s a KU-calibre player.  That&#8217;s for starters.  He didn&#8217;t come to KU out of high school because the Yankees offered him, and after a few years in the minors (with a million bucks in his pocket), CJ decided baseball wasn&#8217;t for him.  He committed to Memphis, but had to sit his Freshman year out injured.  When Calipari leaves Memphis, he re-opened his recruitment and ended up with his younger brother at the same school both his parents played for.</p>
<p>So as a side-effect of our intense recruitment of CJ&#8217;s younger brother Xavier, we also end up with a 22-year-old legit D1 point guard freshman <em>who doesn&#8217;t take up a scholarship</em>.  Are you kidding me?  The only question is how long we&#8217;ll keep him.  He does have NBA aspirations and won&#8217;t want to be a 27-year-old rookie.</p>
<p>Xavier is almost surely a one-and-done, but unless Xavier is playing in the last game of this season, CJ will have a bigger impact on our program over time.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what CJ had to say after his first game for the Crimson and Blue:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www2.kusports.com/news/2009/nov/20/elder-henry-makes-debut/?mens_basketball">From KU Sports.com</a></p>
<p>Henry said he became emotional when watching KU’s pregame video.</p>
<p>“I was like, ‘Man, my dad played here. My brother played here. My mom played here. My aunt played here. Man, this is crazy. We all played here,’” Henry said. “It’s indescribable for your whole family to do one thing.”</p></blockquote>
<p>OMG!  That&#8217;s the way my family is about watching the game and eating potato chips!!!!1  We&#8217;re almost the same!!!!!111eleven</p>
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		<title>Christian Side Hug</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/325</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Point the first:  Wahahahahahahah.
Point the second:  The current Christian obsession with getting teenagers not to have sex is the very definition of &#8220;Sisyphean.&#8221;
Point the third: Abstinance-only education (and the &#8216;purity&#8217; trope not only fails in every regard, it nets out in more unwanted pregnancies and STDs.  
Via openeducation.net:
Therefore, those youngsters who took [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Point the first:  Wahahahahahahah.</p>
<p>Point the second:  The current Christian obsession with getting teenagers not to have sex is the very definition of &#8220;Sisyphean.&#8221;</p>
<p>Point the third: Abstinance-only education (and the &#8216;purity&#8217; trope not only <a href="http://www.openeducation.net/2009/01/05/abstinence-only-sex-education-statistics-final-nail-in-the-coffin/">fails in every regard</a>, it nets out in more unwanted pregnancies and STDs.  </p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.openeducation.net/2009/01/05/abstinence-only-sex-education-statistics-final-nail-in-the-coffin/">Via openeducation.net:</a><br />
Therefore, those youngsters who took the virginity pledge were not only just as likely to have intercourse, they ultimately were more likely to take part in sex in an unsafe manner. </p></blockquote>
<p>^ That would be the boulder rolling back down the hill part.</p>
<p>And to be honest with you, I would probably rather be 14 and pregnant with siphylis than have to sit through this more than once:</p>
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		<title>Photographer raped by a rare parrot</title>
		<link>http://www.cklarock.com/blog/archives/323</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cklarock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;He&#8217;s really going for it!&#8221;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s really going for it!&#8221;</p>
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