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Spambot “Victor Aytes” has this to share:

Today Headline: America’s Supreme Leader Cuong V Truong created a character name Actor Tom Truong for his upcoming real life scary movie Jesus Christ reborn: The Second Coming of Christ. It’s a real life movie about the son of God using Knights created by fate to help 7+ Billion slaves fight the devil worshipers cult illuminati aka (the Bilderberg Group).

Wait, this Cuong V Truong aka Tom Truong? If nothing else, take a moment to enjoy the Many Faces of Tom Truong in the right-hand column. Breathtaking range. The Gift, he has it.

Newly registered spambot “Branden Cowdry” says,

“There might be some thing incorrect with your site links. You should have a web designer have a look at the site.”

And you know what, he’s right.

Spam bot Chester Pasquino writes:

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Well, thank you Chester. I will maintain it up at all times! That said, I’m not surprised that you don’t realize that I’m no longer much more liked than I am now. In fact, I am quite a bit better-liked than I already am, which (given your level of insight) would prevent you from realizing it.

Thanks for reading, Chester, and keep on spammin’.

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I’m torn.  On one hand, this is a very polite and regretful spambot, and once it realized it had not already done so, sincerely thanked me for the post about the Russian psychopath who dressed up dozens of human corpses as his doll collection, stacked like grisly firewood around his tiny Moscow apartment.

On the other hand, he also tells me that this post made his “young men” “very interested” and that they had already “been loving these things.”  Woah.  Further, it thinks that there are millions of individuals who also need to “discover” the joys of loving decoratively attired dead people.  Or is it that millions need to discover the joys of being decorative corpses?

So should I approve this comment?  I  mean, just look at the flattery!  I am really kind, and I do deserve spambot appreciation.  And of course, this spambot claims that it has a cult of young men who are loving human corpses.  What to do?

Okay, I’m going to approve it.

From newly registered user “Laveta Genberg,” still out there spamming the internet on behalf of a dead domain*:

US ALL human being protection under the law plan: If you’re weak, like the Taliban, we all occupy. When you unique all of us, including China and taiwan, we all put which you dinner.

Well put, Laveta. You’re my kind of spambot; senseless and vaguely philisophical.

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*It’s like a derelict alien ghost ship in a space opera sci-fi book, just floating out there in space, endlessly emitting a distress signal in a dead language.  What killed the crew? We can’t be sure, but if there’s an egg-like anything on that ship, nuke it and run.