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Archive for March, 2009

Don’t Change, Valentine!

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Hey Miss Em!  Thanks for the prezzie.  ;)

You can have him back.  Promise.

What part of “in the real world, we just shoot super-villains” didn’t you understand?

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Police really have no sense of humor*

 

 

 

 

*Once you point a shotgun at them.

Philosoraptor’s Categorical Imperative

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

“Eat only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal meal.”

Risk for raptor attack by region.

John Brown hates the Slavers, too.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

Kansas 90 – 65 Missouri. One of the highlights of the game took place off the court, as the students sitting next to us unveiled this masterpiece. This has to be the best sign I’ve seen at Allen Field House:

The gun and the Championship Trophy

That’s John Brown taken from the mural that adorns the Kansas capital building, except here he has his National Championship trophy in place of a Bible.

Below is another angle that showcases this brilliant collage in its full and proper context. Imagine you’re a degenerate Slaver, trying to repress the latent guilt of signing for Missouri, while you shoot free throws into the face of John Brown’s righteous fury, framed by a halo of National Championship banners. Rough.