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The more things change . . .
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010The US is building a new embassy in London, a one (puts pinky to mouth) billion dollar beauty that looks all the way back to ancient times to provide security for its inhabitants — a moat.
From the Times of London:
A moat 30 metres (100ft) wide and rolling parkland will separate the building from the main road, protecting it from would-be bombers and removing the need for the blast barriers that so dismayed the people of Mayfair.
Will they put alligators or sharks in it? With lasers? They will need them, because this guy is right: England is a cesspit.