cklablog

“Hey, let’s write a whiny rock ballad using only Mike Tyson quotes!”

“Oooo, ironic.”

So, did our paleolithic ancestors out-think, out-fight, or even (some have suggested) hunt and eat our Neanderthal competitors?

Of course not. We out-fucked them. We also fucked them, but mostly we fucked us, and before you know it . . . 10 humans for every ‘thal. Isn’t that a Beach Boys song?

From the LA Times:

Researchers had long surmised that human population growth may have overrun the Neanderthals, said study lead author Paul Mellars, an archaeologist at the University of Cambridge in England . . . humans would have outnumbered native Neanderthals at least 9 to 1, though they suspect the ratio was even greater.

Deeply, deeply, fucked.

Rumors of our impending doom were true, according to theChicago Sun Times:

Microsoft is buying Skype, the one video chat service that’s become ubiquitous enough to have forced an update to the classic lament: all over the world, retired women complain to their hairdressers that their kids never Skype them any more.

Skype + Microsoft?

Did I mention Eric wanted me to name my boy John Connor Kennedy? I thought about it, and realize now that I totally should have. Sorry humanity, you’re doomed and it’s my fault for liking this guy.

Las Vegas is a trip.

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This is the first entry on my own hosted blog. I’m working on a pair of web projects that will be incorporating blogs into the sites. This page is my initial hack and slash at skinning WordPress. I’m fixin’ to make a Daniel Boone hat out this motherfucker.

If you haven’t been able to comment on my blog previously (due to it being on a pay-to-play site), now you can.

Just remember– if D&D were real life, you’d be doing everything you could to grab experience points.