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My draconian reign may be crumbling

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

My friend Natalie tells me that it’s obnoxious to have to register to comment here, to which I reply, “who cares, because no one comments here” to which she replies, “exactly.”

So I’ve flicked some switches, penned some midnight executive orders and now anyone can comment without registering. Those of you who have made official requests for the whereabouts of relatives detained by the state over the last ten years must reapply, as there was a mixup with the official document exchange between Requests and Clarifications and the Detention and Reeducation Bureau.

Cat Lassie

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

“I think Cat Lassie’s trying to tell us something! What’s that girl? You’re out of food again?”

urrday

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

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The Clone Arranger

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

I really think this guy is a genius. There are hundreds of these clever dioramas, and they’re all quality.

The Stormtrooper's Credo

Is this the Stormtrooper's Credo? When there are millions of you, you probably learn pretty quickly that "whoever shot those clones, I ain't seen nothin'."

He put the ‘ooo’ in ‘plus’

Friday, February 19th, 2010

With a processor upgrade, you could make flambé.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

My slow kitchen freezes every time I try to render spoon lamb.

Adobe Photoshop Cook from Lait Noir on Vimeo.

Taking them apart to see what they do?

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

. . . Clocks, yes; people, no. In fact, this is officially creepy. Just remember, kids, pretending to love humanity != loving humanity. Think about this the next time your doctor invites you into a darkened Victorian alley for a “routine procedure.”

Founders of British obstetrics ‘were callous murderers

They are giants of medicine, pioneers of the care that women receive during childbirth and were the founding fathers of obstetrics. The names of William Hunter and William Smellie still inspire respect among today’s doctors, more than 250 years since they made their contributions to healthcare. Such were the duo’s reputations as outstanding physicians that the clienteles of their private practices included the rich and famous of mid-18th-century London.

But were they also serial killers?

Read the rest at the Guardian »

For fox sake

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Co-flo

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

. . . but my guild understands me!

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Wired calls it like it is?

The average gamer, far from being a teen, actually is a 35-year-old man who is overweight, aggressive, introverted and … often depressed.

You know it’s funny because it’s true — overweight, aggressive and introverted. No wonder he’s depressed!  If only you could quest for endorphins. Or a +12 vest of sunlight resistance.

Jim McGregor, an analyst at In-Stat, noted that his concern isn’t just with gaming but with social networks, as well.

“My issue is that it’s not just gaming. It’s social networking. It’s the Web in general,” said McGregor. “We’ve gained so much, but still it puts people in front of a computer screen for hours on end. It gives Americans just another reason to be fat, dumb and lazy.”

Move over TV, we have a new scapegoat for our fat, ignorant, lazy asses.