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A big symbolic victory for the United States specifically, for Death From Near Orbit in general, and of course, for ninjas that come in the night to kill.

In some perfect alternate reality, this is the orphanage that children kill their parents to get in to.

If my 11-year-old self could have articulated his dream career, this would have been it. In fact, watching this video makes me want to take up mountain-biking.

. . . surrious.

This clip is from 1951, so this fella must have perfected his act in vaudeville?

My father sent this to me today. I’d never heard of Larry Griswold, although it looks like Jackie Chan might have. This man is just a master of slapstick comedy. I’m trying to imagine that act in a little 100-person theatre somewhere. It’s ironic that the bit he considered the climax of his act would have seemed very novel to his audiences, but is the least interesting to our modern sensibility . . . thanks to the fact he invented the trampoline!

And through that invention ,Mr. Griswold’s comedic legacy lives on. Bravo!

Author unknown. If you did this, or know who did, email me.

I bet this kid could be a comic foil to the fat guy who jumps out of jeeps, convertibles or cars who have had their tops sheared off by (driving under a semi truck / getting attacked by a chainsaw-wielding Triad gang / modifications made by the fat guy during a montage).

Fuck yeah.

But the kid isn’t funny. The kid is hard. The fat guy is funny and the kid drives him crazy.

. . . nevermind all my movies.

My friend Natalie tells me that it’s obnoxious to have to register to comment here, to which I reply, “who cares, because no one comments here” to which she replies, “exactly.”

So I’ve flicked some switches, penned some midnight executive orders and now anyone can comment without registering. Those of you who have made official requests for the whereabouts of relatives detained by the state over the last ten years must reapply, as there was a mixup with the official document exchange between Requests and Clarifications and the Detention and Reeducation Bureau.