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From the San Gabriel Valley Tribune:

Medical marijuana delivery man reports he was robbed by ninjas in West Covina

Posted: 03/25/2012 11:39:58 AM PDT

WEST COVINA – Police are looking into a bizarre report of a medical marijuana robbery involving two attackers dressed as ninjas, officials said.

Police received the strange report shortly before 10 p.m. Friday from a medical marijuana delivery man who said he had been robbed in the 800 block of South Sunset Avenue, near Cameron Avenue, after making a delivery to a patient West Covina police Lt. Alan Henley said.

The delivery man, who was in his 40s, told police that, “As he was going back to his vehicle, he was approached by two subjects in ninja costumes who chased him with batons,” the lieutenant said.

“The victim said he was scared and he dropped a bag with some marijuana and money. The suspects took it,” Henley added.

It was not clear how much cash or pot was taken, police added.

Okay, ninjas mugging the weed delivery guy. It happens.

The incident remained under investigation. Police were not aware of any other recent crimes involving suspects dressed as ninjas.

Well, you wouldn’t be, would you?

A big symbolic victory for the United States specifically, for Death From Near Orbit in general, and of course, for ninjas that come in the night to kill.

In some perfect alternate reality, this is the orphanage that children kill their parents to get in to.

If my 11-year-old self could have articulated his dream career, this would have been it. In fact, watching this video makes me want to take up mountain-biking.

. . . surrious.

This clip is from 1951, so this fella must have perfected his act in vaudeville?

My father sent this to me today. I’d never heard of Larry Griswold, although it looks like Jackie Chan might have. This man is just a master of slapstick comedy. I’m trying to imagine that act in a little 100-person theatre somewhere. It’s ironic that the bit he considered the climax of his act would have seemed very novel to his audiences, but is the least interesting to our modern sensibility . . . thanks to the fact he invented the trampoline!

And through that invention ,Mr. Griswold’s comedic legacy lives on. Bravo!

Author unknown. If you did this, or know who did, email me.

I bet this kid could be a comic foil to the fat guy who jumps out of jeeps, convertibles or cars who have had their tops sheared off by (driving under a semi truck / getting attacked by a chainsaw-wielding Triad gang / modifications made by the fat guy during a montage).

Fuck yeah.

But the kid isn’t funny. The kid is hard. The fat guy is funny and the kid drives him crazy.

. . . nevermind all my movies.