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. . . and this is your backyard on drugs.

Wow, what does it mean?

This made the rounds a while back, but I thought I’d share anyway.  From Nerve.com: How to defeat a homophobe on Facebook

Owned.

Giant Jesus statue struck by lightning, burned to cinders.

I bet this in the Bible somewhere.

Via StupidFight:

They have Twitter in Kentucky? Are they stealing wireless from Indiana?

. . . inshallah, it almost happened to me! Luckily, my arranged bride turned out to be super hot.

Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil

An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be who wears a face-covering veil is bearded and cross-eyed.

The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, the Gulf News reported.

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be. It was only then that he discovered her facial hair and eyes.

Off to the Telegraph to find out how the Sharia Court ruled.  Public lashings for both of  them?  Or just her?  »

Point the first: Wahahahahahahah.

Point the second: The current Christian obsession with getting teenagers not to have sex is the very definition of “Sisyphean.”

Point the third: Abstinance-only education (and the ‘purity’ trope not only fails in every regard, it nets out in more unwanted pregnancies and STDs.

Via openeducation.net:
Therefore, those youngsters who took the virginity pledge were not only just as likely to have intercourse, they ultimately were more likely to take part in sex in an unsafe manner.

^ That would be the boulder rolling back down the hill part.

And to be honest with you, I would probably rather be 14 and pregnant with siphylis than have to sit through this more than once:

What ever happened to getting caught with transvetite prostitutes? Is that completely passe now?

Note to self: if I plan to make my primary life’s scam that of a right-wing “family values” politician, don’t be a lying stupid hypocrite. Depite the laughably predictable insincerity from a moralist, this California Congressman’s litany of sexual conquest makes better listening than the second hand accounts of gay bathroom sex we’ve grown used to here in ‘Merica.

This one initially scores 8.5 for prurient detail alone, but gets bumped up to 9.0 for the fact he was cheating on one mistress with the other, his wife apparently out of the picture altogether, and both mistresses were also lobbyists.

An Argentine soul-mate? CHILD’S PLAY.

My new #1 Internet Fact™: You don’t cheat on Therese Ziemann if you’re already cheating on your wife with Therese Ziemann.

Because Therese Ziemann will glue your penis to your stomach while your other ladies punch you in the face and laugh.

9.5 for cold-hearted comedy, and the totally unrepentant photo of Therese Ziemann, Ace Penis-Gluer is top-shelf.

The only way this gets any better is if security is a step or two slower, and Golden Balls catches a little LA hospital-ity.

What, did he think we’re all stupid?  That the LA fans don’t know a “fuck you” move when they’re on the end of one?  The experiment is over, and he blew it.  Point in fact, he didn’t even really try, which puts the lie to his self-aggrandizing claims of “professionalism.”

Human neural misfire + video camera + ‘concept’ = a little something for your WTF collection.

I found this guy by clicking through some really bizarre comments left on youtube videos — the more you watch, the more surreal they become. I’m ok with the idea of a lone tinfoil hat guy making videos and posting them to his “network,” but the fact somebody else was running the camera sends my fill-in-the-blanks-brain racing.

To summarize, whiskey tango foxtrot, over.

I just read that Clemente was held out of practice today so that he could do some individual work getting familiar with the new K-State Men’s Basketball training gear.

It's still my house, though, right Coach?

This is great news for the ‘Cats — a Kleenix sponsorship means big bucks for the Athletic Dept, which could let them afford to hire some more AAU coaches.

(I know, I know, coughChalmerscoughManningcough).