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“Hey, let’s write a whiny rock ballad using only Mike Tyson quotes!”

“Oooo, ironic.”

Got this via Tessa, and Em pointed out how this clip illustrates the childhood relationship between my brother and myself. The tablecloth? The tablecloth, of course, is the fear of death.

In the Full Light of ComiCon, can we really maintain that our Empire doesn’t deserve to collapse into the Dustbin of History? #Justsayin

Come at me bronacho

I don’t see any way this could go wrong:
http://saginaw.craigslist.org/m4w/2471587380.html

After all, it’s a well known fact that a woman with a chubby vagina can charm anyone. Especially if she is good at raising boys to be macho.

” i dont have any addictions or weirdnesss.” (This entire concept aside.)

looking for woman to carry my baby – 35 (pinconning)

i am seeking a woman to carry my child. I am on the road so i do not have time to have a relationship or to date to find misses right . i seek to have children and this is the best idea i can think to find the right woman to plan my seeed. first off you can not be a drug user, crazy or a felon.i prefer college but a pretty woman can charm anyone. you must be able to demostate that you are a decent woman with good skills to be a mother to my child. i want a woman that will raise my kid to be a sports star. a macho man and good with ladys. you must be good at his.

i am looking for a mid michigan girl. i prefer a chubby girl but i am interest in the prettyness of the face, shape of breasts, eyes, and a chubby vagina. and gusto.

i own a house that you are free to live in. I make aound 100k a year on the road and my job will not disspear and im close to retiring. it is not nessary to live with me. if you chose to live outside my house i will pay all the expenses of the child . i will provide you with a new car every year . i am 6 foo0t tall, fit and look like tom seleck in the 80s. i dont have any addictions or weirdnesss. I am a straight shooter.

if you are interested send me photos and a brief bio about yourself. i will give you more details if i want to advance. please put “baby” in the headline to weed out the spam.

I take back everything bitchy I’ve ever said about either of these two. Well played, gentlemen.

He still sucks, but this is funny.

This has been making the rounds on teh intarwebs:

New Yorkers, pisssssh. One little tornado. Dude! Dude! Get inside, dude the rain is coming!

. . . and this is your backyard on drugs.

Wow, what does it mean?