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I used to think I was a good dad.

I’ve changed my share of diapers, loved up my little guy, carried him to and fro, bought the legion of requisite baby crap and soothed him at night when he gets scared. I feed him, play with him, can always make him laugh and someday I’m going to teach him how to convince a better-looking and more intelligent woman than you to agree to marry you and have your kids.

So I used to think I was a good, maybe even great dad. And then I saw this.

Want. I would totally terrifydelight my son with this. Then? Then we conquer.

I don’t see any way this could go wrong:
http://saginaw.craigslist.org/m4w/2471587380.html

After all, it’s a well known fact that a woman with a chubby vagina can charm anyone. Especially if she is good at raising boys to be macho.

” i dont have any addictions or weirdnesss.” (This entire concept aside.)

looking for woman to carry my baby – 35 (pinconning)

i am seeking a woman to carry my child. I am on the road so i do not have time to have a relationship or to date to find misses right . i seek to have children and this is the best idea i can think to find the right woman to plan my seeed. first off you can not be a drug user, crazy or a felon.i prefer college but a pretty woman can charm anyone. you must be able to demostate that you are a decent woman with good skills to be a mother to my child. i want a woman that will raise my kid to be a sports star. a macho man and good with ladys. you must be good at his.

i am looking for a mid michigan girl. i prefer a chubby girl but i am interest in the prettyness of the face, shape of breasts, eyes, and a chubby vagina. and gusto.

i own a house that you are free to live in. I make aound 100k a year on the road and my job will not disspear and im close to retiring. it is not nessary to live with me. if you chose to live outside my house i will pay all the expenses of the child . i will provide you with a new car every year . i am 6 foo0t tall, fit and look like tom seleck in the 80s. i dont have any addictions or weirdnesss. I am a straight shooter.

if you are interested send me photos and a brief bio about yourself. i will give you more details if i want to advance. please put “baby” in the headline to weed out the spam.

When Google and Facebook both hate something, it just has to be good. I would love to see this come about. What exactly do you do with my stuff?

From The Atlantic Wire:

Facebook, Google, Twitter, Skype and others cosigned a letter “strongly opposing” a bill introduced by California State Senator Ellen Corbett that would force sites to explain privacy settings in “plain language.” . . . In Sen. Corbett’s own words, “You shouldn’t have to sign in and give up your personal information before you get to the part where you say, ‘Please don’t share my personal information.”

Depressed people like to point out that they are depressed because of their insight and intelligence, not despite it.

Just saying.

From LiveScience:
Depression might not be all bad, new research finds. People with major depressive disorder do better on a decision-making task than people without the disease.

This is the first time a positive cognitive effect has been seen in people with major depressive disorder. The researchers suggest that these patients process information more systematically and analytically than their chipper counterparts. They might unconsciously put more effort into their decisions because they desire control of their environment.

I honestly have no idea if depression and intelligence are linked, but it makes sense to me that a fear that “the sky might fall if we get this wrong” might lead to a bit more caution and forethought.

Fuck it, put the donkey in charge.

Merry Christmas.