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Close up eyes

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

“I’m gonna kick some ass with my own pipe wrench!”

Count Dante, Master of the Deadly Arts

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Where do you think Count Dante has his county? Italy?

OR TRANSYLVANIA?

Dante!  And his inferno of martial arts techniques!

My new death robot

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

Me (in binary): State mission.

New Robot (in morse code): Kell all humenz.

Me: Repeat.

New Robot: Kell all humanz.

Me (in binary): Restate.

New Robot: Termenate all makers.

Me: . . .

Me: Repeat?

New Robot: Termenate all makers.

Me: Incorrect. Clear mission.

New Robot: (gurgles)

Me: Reset mission; make coffee for humans. State mission.

New Robot: Make coffee for humans.

kell all humenz