My new death robot
Saturday, April 1st, 2006Me (in binary): State mission.
New Robot (in morse code): Kell all humenz.
Me: Repeat.
New Robot: Kell all humanz.
Me (in binary): Restate.
New Robot: Termenate all makers.
Me: . . .
Me: Repeat?
New Robot: Termenate all makers.
Me: Incorrect. Clear mission.
New Robot: (gurgles)
Me: Reset mission; make coffee for humans. State mission.
New Robot: Make coffee for humans.
