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Rock Chalk Legacy Hawk

Friday, November 20th, 2009

I often find myself swimming against the stream of public opinion, and that goes for my Jayhawks, too. To wit, A Contention that Most Everyone Will Think Sounds Crazy But Is Actually True:

CJ Henry is a better get for the program than his brother Xavier.

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John Brown hates the Slavers, too.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

Kansas 90 – 65 Missouri. One of the highlights of the game took place off the court, as the students sitting next to us unveiled this masterpiece. This has to be the best sign I’ve seen at Allen Field House:

The gun and the Championship Trophy

That’s John Brown taken from the mural that adorns the Kansas capital building, except here he has his National Championship trophy in place of a Bible.

Below is another angle that showcases this brilliant collage in its full and proper context. Imagine you’re a degenerate Slaver, trying to repress the latent guilt of signing for Missouri, while you shoot free throws into the face of John Brown’s righteous fury, framed by a halo of National Championship banners. Rough.

Denis Clemente’s new training regime

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

I just read that Clemente was held out of practice today so that he could do some individual work getting familiar with the new K-State Men’s Basketball training gear.

It's still my house though, right Coach?

It's still my house, though, right Coach?

This is great news for the ‘Cats — a Kleenix sponsorship means big bucks for the Athletic Dept, which could let them afford to hire some more AAU coaches.

(I know, I know, coughChalmerscoughManningcough).

Frank Martin Photoshop

Monday, February 16th, 2009

I made these for a Frank Martin Photoshop thread a while back, but was recently reminded to post them here. Martin is not really photogenic, but he’s definately Photoshopgenic: it’s like every picture he’s in is really an entire series of other pictures just begging to be discovered.

In other words, putting Frank Martin into stupid photoshopped images is like taking candy from the baby fish in a barrel.

How expensive was Beasley, anyway?

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

This enlightening Rivals.com article points up the staggering salary that Michael Beasley’s former AAU coach is making as an assistant at K-State.

Michael Beasley made Kansas State basketball relevant for the first time in more than a decade last season, and his presence put a few extra dollars in the pocket of the man responsible for luring him to Manhattan, Kan.

That would be Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill, Beasley’s former AAU coach in the Washington, D.C., area. Hill, entering his sixth season as a college assistant, will make more money for the 2008-09 season than the entire three-man staffs at Ohio State, Washington State and Wisconsin and only $5,000 less than the staff at Texas, a survey done by Rivals.com shows.

$5,000 less than the entire staff at a perennial Big-12 power, who have earned a share of the league title twice in the last four years? Really?

The highest-paid assistant among the 13 schools we studied was North Carolina’s Joe Holladay ($265,000). Fellow Tar Heels assistant Steve Robinson was second ($242,000), and all three Kansas assistants tied for third at $234,000.

Hill is making more than the assistants at programs who won National championships and have been to multiple final fours? Why?

I guess you’d have to say, "nothing succeeds like success," or more accurately, "nothing pays like the fragile hope of success at the end of a very long, very dark tunnel."

But even still, why the fuck would anyone at a non-starter basketball program ever earn that much? Two words: Michael and Beasley.

Bob Huggins lured Hill to Kansas State. Hill was responsible for the recruitment of Beasley, who stuck with his pledge to play for the Wildcats even though Huggins left for West Virginia after just one season.

Hill coached Beasley in the AAU ranks, and Beasley called him "like a big brother." Beasley had committed to Charlotte while Hill was still there. When Huggins lured Hill to K-State, Beasley followed him. By then, Beasley had become the No. 1 prospect in the country.

Beasley, of course, was a one-and-done. A legitimate superstar, he was arguably the best one-and-done in Big-12 history (sorry Durant, but I think it’s true). Beasley helped K-State break the most humiliating losing streak in Men’s College Basketball, and surely helped the program regain if not a swagger, at least a stylish limp. Hell, Beasley even got them an NCAA tournament win (and I’m sure they’ll hang a Round of 32 banner in Bramlage Coliseum).

But now what does K-State do? They hired Head Coach Frank Martin and Delonte Hill in order to get Beasley (mission accomplished, hang that banner too) but now they’re on the hook with unproven coaches and a wonky salary structure.

At $400,000 for five years, was Beasley worth 2 mil? And that’s the hard cost — the "known known". What we won’t know is what K-State might have accomplished with a better coach than Martin. He’s clearly not at K-State because of his ability, he’s there because when Huggins bailed, K-Sate was desparate to keep Beasley. If Martin turns out to be a dud, what is the cost of that? How much long-term gain have you lost because you were chasing One Decent Season?

So far, Martin doesn’t look like half the recruiter Huggins was (maybe he is only half the scumbag Huggins was, Guido hair to the contrary), and things aren’t exactly looking up in Manhattan.

I don’t know how it’s going to end, but it doesn’t take Nostradamus to figure out that K-State sold short, got a brief return and is now looking at their metaphoric house the day after the kegger and wondering who puked in the flowerpot.

Kansas State University, better than dick cancer since 1863

More KU love: Bill Self Enters Ranks of Kansas Coaching Greats

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

KU fan freaking out

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

This kid freaking out wasn’t far from our reaction here at Chez CK, except we ran outside instead of down the hall, and everyone I was with was screaming instead of taking videos so they could make fun of me later.

I also notice that this kid wore his lucky KU underwear, so if that was the superstition that tipped the scales instead of the hole in The Closer’s sock, then sir? I salute you.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk! KU National Champions!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

This weekend has just been magical for Kansas fans. From the butterflies to knots to highs to lows to the most amazing finish in a NCAA title game . . . whew. We’re all still pretty floaty around here. Lawrence is the Happiest Little Town in America right now.

Obviously, I’ve got thoughts and thoughts that might become pixellated words in this blog, but for now, let me just say . . .

I see white people