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do you mind if i rest my arm around you for a chance?

Oh please [diety(s) here], I am begging you.

Notice: If you believe your flavor of God(s) ha(s/ve) the power to make this dream a reality, please let me know and I will personally make a donation of money, blood or animal entrails, as appropriate.  All wild-eyed, froth-mouthed true believers encouraged to apply — no superstition too implausible, no horribly flawed rationalization too transparent.

Thank you, and thank your [all-powerful/reasonably-powerful/capricious and emotive] God(s) in advance for making the World Cup what it should be — not completely fucking annoying.

3 Responses to “Oh please [diety(s) here], I am begging you.”

  1. EchoMike Says:

    They really do suck, and anyone who says they don’t is straight lying.

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  2. EchoMike Says:

    A link in the comments of the Freakonomics blog pointed to this:

    http://isophonics.net/content/whats-all-about-vuvuzela

    Why is EPSN just sitting on their thumbs? Do this!

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  3. cklarock Says:

    Wow, that would be excellent. At this point, I’m probably going to have to mute the games, which is sad, honestly. Usually the atmosphere at a big match is one of the best parts of the viewing experience. South Africa, if you had a penis, I would kick you in it.

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