Oh please [diety(s) here], I am begging you.
Notice: If you believe your flavor of God(s) ha(s/ve) the power to make this dream a reality, please let me know and I will personally make a donation of money, blood or animal entrails, as appropriate. All wild-eyed, froth-mouthed true believers encouraged to apply — no superstition too implausible, no horribly flawed rationalization too transparent.
Thank you, and thank your [all-powerful/reasonably-powerful/capricious and emotive] God(s) in advance for making the World Cup what it should be — not completely fucking annoying.
June 14th, 2010 at 10:00 am
They really do suck, and anyone who says they don’t is straight lying.
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June 14th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
A link in the comments of the Freakonomics blog pointed to this:
http://isophonics.net/content/whats-all-about-vuvuzela
Why is EPSN just sitting on their thumbs? Do this!
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June 14th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Wow, that would be excellent. At this point, I’m probably going to have to mute the games, which is sad, honestly. Usually the atmosphere at a big match is one of the best parts of the viewing experience. South Africa, if you had a penis, I would kick you in it.
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