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Exactly

Jason Gay, for the Wall Street Journal, sums it up:

It was done. Biggest United States soccer victory ever. After all, the score was 2-0. No one comes back from 2-0 in soccer, just like no one ever leaves a Michael Bay movie without tinnitus. It was a safer bet than a lousy Knicks draft.

But then Brazil became, well, Brazil. It was cruel and mesmerizing to watch. The yellow-and-green soccer juggernaut scored early in the second half and relentlessly pounded U.S. goalie Tim Howard until they finally prevailed 3-2. When it was over the American players were crestfallen. They’d come within one half of a Wheaties box. Now they had to watch Brazil celebrate a title, which is like watching Derek Jeter celebrate getting a phone number.

One Response to “Exactly”

  1. EchoMike Says:

    Oh my poor poor human. All the press to read on soccer today must be about this loss. Three blog posts?! What are we going to do to lift your spirits?

    Also, where did the grumpy kitty in the pink ears?

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