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Me (in binary): State mission.

New Robot (in morse code): Kell all humenz.

Me: Repeat.

New Robot: Kell all humanz.

Me (in binary): Restate.

New Robot: Termenate all makers.

Me: . . .

Me: Repeat?

New Robot: Termenate all makers.

Me: Incorrect. Clear mission.

New Robot: (gurgles)

Me: Reset mission; make coffee for humans. State mission.

New Robot: Make coffee for humans.

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