Seriously, I wish these were my parents. How much FUN does their kid have? (Of course, their child is probably a humorless mathlete whose ides of fun is organizing her pen drawer in reverse light-spectrum order.)
But leaving aside the complete awesomeness of this couple, which of these startling events would seem more odd to you if you had witnessed the scene in person:
1) The fact that a guy is having an interaction with a television at a gas pump, or
2) The fact that there is a black man in America who knows all the words to Living on a Prayer?
Today Headline: America’s Supreme Leader Cuong V Truong created a character name Actor Tom Truong for his upcoming real life scary movie Jesus Christ reborn: The Second Coming of Christ. It’s a real life movie about the son of God using Knights created by fate to help 7+ Billion slaves fight the devil worshipers cult illuminati aka (the Bilderberg Group).
Wait, this Cuong V Truong aka Tom Truong? If nothing else, take a moment to enjoy the Many Faces of Tom Truong in the right-hand column. Breathtaking range. The Gift, he has it.
More proof that Harvard is almost, but not quite, the greatest school in the history of school. Did Plato ever tell Alexander bend over, because he was going to impregnate him with a species that’d been extinct for 40,000 years?
Okay, come to think of it, he might have. But he wouldn’t have been able to actually DO it.
Check this out:
Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School believes he can reconstruct Neanderthal DNA and resurrect the species which became extinct 33,000 years ago.
His scheme is reminiscent of Jurassic Park but, while in the film dinosaurs were created in a laboratory, Professor Church’s ambitious plan requires a human volunteer.
He said his analysis of Neanderthal genetic code using samples from bones is complete enough to reconstruct their DNA.
