do you mind if i rest my arm around you for a chance?

To err is human . . .

December 9th, 2013



November 21st, 2013


They also get to listen to you have phone sex

June 13th, 2013

via XKCD.

Chains are for lesser men.

June 6th, 2013

I got this, bro.

I wish these two were my parents.

May 12th, 2013

(via Natarie)

Seriously, I wish these were my parents. How much FUN does their kid have? (Of course, their child is probably a humorless mathlete whose ides of fun is organizing her pen drawer in reverse light-spectrum order.)

But leaving aside the complete awesomeness of this couple, which of these startling events would seem more odd to you if you had witnessed the scene in person:

1) The fact that a guy is having an interaction with a television at a gas pump, or

2) The fact that there is a black man in America who knows all the words to Living on a Prayer?

And a one and a two

May 4th, 2013

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This is like having a baby, but much nicer

March 3rd, 2013

Mornings 11 and 12 are my favorites.

Spambots say the darndest conspiracy thigns

February 22nd, 2013

Spambot “Victor Aytes” has this to share:

Today Headline: America’s Supreme Leader Cuong V Truong created a character name Actor Tom Truong for his upcoming real life scary movie Jesus Christ reborn: The Second Coming of Christ. It’s a real life movie about the son of God using Knights created by fate to help 7+ Billion slaves fight the devil worshipers cult illuminati aka (the Bilderberg Group).

Wait, this Cuong V Truong aka Tom Truong? If nothing else, take a moment to enjoy the Many Faces of Tom Truong in the right-hand column. Breathtaking range. The Gift, he has it.

Now explain match fixing.

February 13th, 2013


February 6th, 2013

Oh, Eric.

Do it for Gramps!